The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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