haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
