you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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