Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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