More tranny stories later!
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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