I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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