So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
i think im in europe. pls send help
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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