You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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