make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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