Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
please don't ironically join a cult
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