I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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