I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
