office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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