YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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