I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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