I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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