She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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