he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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