"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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