IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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