Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
So many bounce houses so little time
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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