I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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