Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Randomize
