White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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