yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
