You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
