on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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