i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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