she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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