the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
His hands were made for my vagina.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
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