wrigley field is MILF paradise
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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