I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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