when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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