i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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