Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I have aggressive nipples.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
did i just pee glitter
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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