My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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