i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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