So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I just had sex on a roof
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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