she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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