His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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