aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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