I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Randomize