I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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