butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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