Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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