Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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