I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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