VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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