i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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