great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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