shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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