I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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