WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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