I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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